May 2013
1 post
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1 post
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
5 posts
thighbone:
the only thing i gained from 2012 was weight
August 2012
22 posts
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i always have good intentions how do i manage to fuck everything up
do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
Watchladymarla:
phlynn:
Real life Simpsons intro
I’ve been waiting for this my whole entire life and it’s finally here.
music-is-revolution:
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
wellalright:
if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
Watchlampsarepeopletoo:
prettypenises:
Imagine if everyone did this all the time.
this really is me every day
July 2012
51 posts
alltime-katie:
what if Jeremy Kyle just struts on with a league of chavs behind him holding the british flag?
liripot:
You know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and...
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass
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teapayne:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
